Voodoo Retirement Plan

<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0><tr> <td valign="top" colspan=2 height=80 BGCOLOR="#003366" TEXT="#F7F7FF"> <div> <FONT SIZE="2" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Arial" ><A HREF="id127.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Voodoo CDs"><U><B><IMG SRC="4b8c8500.jpg" border=0 width="200" height="80" ALIGN="LEFT" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></U></A><A HREF="index.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="The Voodoo DeVille Blues Band brings the"><U><B>home</B></U></A></FONT><FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#BF0000" FACE="Arial" ><B>     </B></FONT><FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Arial" ><B>|</B></FONT><FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#BF0000" FACE="Arial" ><B> </B></FONT><B> </B><B> </B><I><B> </B></I><FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Arial" ><I><B> </B></I></FONT><FONT SIZE="5" COLOR="#FFFFCC" FACE="Tahoma" >Voodoo DeVille </FONT></div> <div> <A HREF="id39.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Voodoo Merchandise"><U><B>Voodoo Merchandise</B></U></A><B>   |   </B><A HREF="id67.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Voodoo CDs"><U><B>Voodoo CDs</B></U></A><B>   |   </B><A HREF="id40.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Voodoo Credit Card"><U><B>Voodoo Credit Card</B></U></A><B>   |   </B><A HREF="id41.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Voodoo Phone Card"><U><B>Voodoo Phone Card</B></U></A><B>   |   </B><A HREF="id88.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Voodoo Health Plan"><U><B>Voodoo Health Plan</B></U></A><B>   |   </B><B>Voodoo Retirement Plan</B></div> <div> </div> </td> </tr><tr> <td valign="top" width=300 BGCOLOR="#003366" TEXT="#F7F7FF"> <div> Voodoo Retirement Plan</div> <bR> <bR> <div> <A HREF="http://www.sterno.com/Sterno_index.html" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.sterno.com/Sterno_index.html"><U><B><IMG SRC="164faa70.png" border=0 width="250" height="167" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="10" VSPACE="0"></B></U></A></div> </td> <td valign="top" height=400 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000"> <div> Tired of pumping gas and flipping hamburgers?  Ready to join the good life of retirement?  Well, the Voodoo Retirement Plan is for you.  Affordable, simple, and effective.  How do we do it?  Easy - we've merged our Health Plan with our Retirement Plan.  We've built them both on the magic powers of, yes you guessed it, Sterno a.k.a. Canned Heat, the Poor Man's Mad Dog 20/20, the Hobo's Martini.</div> <bR> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b700f00000ff00.png" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Affordable<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > - by combining the two programs, we can buy Sterno in bulk and pass the savings directly on to you!</FONT></div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b700f00000ff00.png" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Simple<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > - just pop the top on a wide mouth can of Sterno and knock it back.</FONT></div> <div> <FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FF0000" FACE="Arial" ><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b700f00000ff00.png" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Effective</FONT> - here's the real secret.  Just take a look at our Alumni section on the Band page of our web site by clicking <A HREF="id53.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="About the Band"><U><I><B>here</B></I></U></A>.  Read the amazing stories of our alumni band members and you'll see just how effective and final Sterno can be.  We guarantee a long and peaceful retirement.</div> <bR> <div> <I><B> <TABLE BORDER="0" CELLPADDING="2" CELLSPACING="1" WIDTH="590" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#C0C0C0" BORDERCOLORDARK="#808080" FRAME="BOX" RULES="ALL" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" > <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 155 WIDTH="358"><div> <I><B>Voodoo Retirement - You can't miss!!!</B></I></div> <bR> <bR> <div> <U>[Medical note</U> : in the unlikely event that you wish to cancel your retirement plan after consuming large amounts of Sterno, refer to the University of Virginia's reference on <A HREF="id90.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Antedotes for Sterno Poisoning"><U><B>Toxic Alchohol Ingestion</B></U></A> for an appropriate antedote.]</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.sterno.com" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.sterno.com"><U><IMG SRC="210d78e0.gif" border=0 width="215" height="142" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> </TABLE></B></I></div> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>