Voodoo Health Plan

<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0><tr> <td valign="top" colspan=2 height=80 BGCOLOR="#003366" TEXT="#F7F7FF"> <div> <FONT SIZE="2" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Arial" ><A HREF="id127.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Voodoo CDs"><U><B><IMG SRC="4b8c8500.jpg" border=0 width="200" height="80" ALIGN="LEFT" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></U></A><A HREF="index.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="The Voodoo DeVille Blues Band brings the"><U><B>home</B></U></A></FONT><FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#BF0000" FACE="Arial" ><B>     </B></FONT><FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Arial" ><B>|</B></FONT><FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#BF0000" FACE="Arial" ><B> </B></FONT><B> </B><B> </B><I><B> </B></I><FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Arial" ><I><B> </B></I></FONT><FONT SIZE="5" COLOR="#FFFFCC" FACE="Tahoma" >Voodoo DeVille </FONT></div> <div> <A HREF="id39.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Voodoo Merchandise"><U><B>Voodoo Merchandise</B></U></A><B>   |   </B><A HREF="id67.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Voodoo CDs"><U><B>Voodoo CDs</B></U></A><B>   |   </B><A HREF="id40.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Voodoo Credit Card"><U><B>Voodoo Credit Card</B></U></A><B>   |   </B><A HREF="id41.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Voodoo Phone Card"><U><B>Voodoo Phone Card</B></U></A><B>   |   </B><B>Voodoo Health Plan</B><B>   |   </B><A HREF="id89.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Voodoo Retirement Plan"><U><B>Voodoo Retirement Plan</B></U></A></div> <div> </div> </td> </tr><tr> <td valign="top" width=300 BGCOLOR="#003366" TEXT="#F7F7FF"> <div> Voodoo Health Plan</div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="http://www.sterno.com/Sterno_index.html" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.sterno.com/Sterno_index.html"><U><B><IMG SRC="161faa70.png" border=0 width="250" height="167" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></U></A></div> <div> <B>To drunk to renew your Sterno prescription?  Well, worry no more.  Just follow the simple steps outlined below to brew up your own batch of Sterno.</B></div> <div> <B><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b700c8ffffff00.png" HEIGHT="13" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Measure out one cup of calcium acetate.</B></div> <div> <B><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b700c8ffffff00.png" HEIGHT="13" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Blend in four cups of ethanol.</B></div> <div> <B><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b700c8ffffff00.png" HEIGHT="13" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Strain the mix into a mason jar through one loaf of bread (unsliced).</B></div> <div> <B>Mmmm, mmmm.  You'll be knocking back that healthy canned heat cocktail in no time.  Cheers!</B></div> <div> <B>[</B><B><U>Medical Note</U></B><B> :  Should the ingredients list above not be readily available, 'generic' drugs may also be used in place of Sterno, e.g., antifreeze, windshield washer fluid, paint remover, etc.  Results may vary.] </B></div> <bR> <bR> </td> <td valign="top" height=400 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000"> <div> <B>The Voodoo Health Plan is the most affordable, most comprehensive available anywhere in the health care industry.  There are many significant benefits when you enroll in the the Voodoo Health Plan.</B></div> <bR> <div> We recognize the demands of your hectic lifestyle.  We know that your health care coverage must be comprehensive, portable, and affordable.</div> <div> <FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FF0000" FACE="Arial" ><I><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b700f00000ff00.png" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Comprehensive</I></FONT> to cover every possible health setback.  With Voodoo Health, no matter how you get hurt - <U>you're covered</U>.</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b700f000000000.png" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">If you're cut with a broken bottle during a bar brawl;</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b700f000000000.png" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">If you ask her for water but she gives you gasoline;</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b700f000000000.png" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">If you lose some teeth when you try one of your clever pick-up lines on a biker chick.</div> <div> <FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FF0000" FACE="Arial" ><I><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b700f00000ff00.png" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Portable</I></FONT> so you are free to move from job to job and place to place.  If you're double-wide trailer gets blown away in a tornado or you are forced to trade a hairnet job at Burger King for a hairnet job at McDonald's - <U>you're covered</U>.</div> <div> <FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FF0000" FACE="Arial" ><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b700f00000ff00.png" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Affordable</FONT> so that you won't lose your health benefits when your financial situation takes one of those inevitable turns for the worse.  Whether your unemployment benefits run out, your girlfriend starts hiding her cigarette money, you pawn your mother's engagement ring and lose the money at the track, or you lose your wallet running out of your girlfriend's house when her husband comes home -<U> you're covered</U>.  </div> <bR> <div> How do we do it?  How can we offer our health benefits at such a low, low price???  Well, we can explain it in one word - <I><B>Sterno</B></I>.  Yes, with the Voodoo Health Plan you get an unlimited supply of that magic elixir, Sterno.  No matter what the situation, Sterno will cure what ails you:</div> <bR> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b700f000000000.png" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Cut in knife fight?  Just pour a little Sterno on it to disinfect it.</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b700f000000000.png" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Broken leg?  Just a few swigs of Sterno and you won't feel the pain.</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b700f000000000.png" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Poisoned?  Well, just a few more swigs of Sterno and you'll be spewing everything you've ingested for the past two weeks.</div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b700f000000000.png" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Frostbite?  Just put a match to your can of Sterno and you'll be thawing out in no time.</div> <bR> <div> Yes, the Voodoo Health Plan is the answer for all your medical needs.  Using the amazing healing power of Sterno, you can plan to enjoy your Golden Years in good health.  The majority of our enrollees live into their forties, some even into their fifties.  <I><B>Enroll Today!!!</B></I></div> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>